Ten things to smile about

1. You aren't dead yet.
2. You don't have to work in a coal mine to feed your family.
3. You aren't a woman in the middle east.
4. You aren't a werewolf either.
5. You are almost done with high school.
6. You probably won't be dead tomorrow either.
7. You aren't on the jury of a serial killers trial.
9. You could possibly be an astronaut or the president.
10. You probably won't be an astronaut or the president.